"Airtressa, you're doing great. You look beautiful too." Jester complimented, a giant grin spreading across his face. In other words, he was lying.
"Shut up! I look terrible!" Airtressa complained, grasping the metal railings on the sides of the hospital bed.
"Yeah, you sound even worse." Areon mumbled, but Airtressa heard it all.
"Areon, can you stop being so damn mean?!" Airtressa complained
"Can you stop screaming like a goddamn banshee?!" Areon countered. Airtressa's face, which was previously a bright red from anger, calmed down.
"It's just the pain. I'm sorry" Airtressa apologized.
"But,"Jester joined in." You do look beautiful. The light of the party. The queen of the crowd. The-"
"I swear, Jesse, if you say one more sentence, I'm not gonna hesitate to let Messenger kill you!" Airtressa threatened.
"Fine! Fine! Fine! Okay!" Jester said, his hand put up in defense."I'm goin' outside"
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"What the hell do you mean we can't go in?!" Messenger whined. A giant body guard was preventing Ario, Jigglypuff, and Messenger from entering the queen's hospital room.
"No entry. King's orders." he guard said. Well at least let me in." Ario started." I'm his own son."
"Sorry, no entry." The guard continued.
"Listen! If you don't let us in, I'm gonna kill you." Messenger threatened.
"Ha! Kill me? You're a pipsqueak. You're so small. You can't-" Messenger extended her claws and jumped to slice the guard's neck. In one deft motion. The guard's head slowly rolled off of his shoulder. Victory twinkled through Messenger's eyes.
"Did you really have to kill him?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Yes. Bastard's lucky I didn't use the pistol." Messenger said." Now shall we go in or did I cut off his head for nothin'?"
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
