"Okay, Areon. I know this is a problem but I can help solve it." Jester announced to King Areon as he was pacing around in his room.
"What is there to solve?! The bastard's trying to sue me! For what?! His daughter that happens to have the ability to lie and couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it!" Areon complained.
"Got it. Even if Zoelterrana's a psycopathic liar-" Jester started.
"Which she is!" Areon interrupted. Jester glared at Areon before continuing.
"Areon, if you never raped the girl, she wouldn't have the ability to put the pregnancy thing against you."
"That doesn't mean she has the right to say it!" Areon yelled. Jester's phone started ringing in his pocket. In one swift motion, Jester answered the phone with a smile on his face.
"Hello? Jester Traumice Hyptonio the Second speaking."There was a pause for a couple of seconds before Jester continued."Zoelterrana! How's it goin'?" And what happened next is not an exaggeration. Areon literally ignited himself on fire and grabbed Jester's phone.
"YOU BITCH!! I'M GONNA MURDER YOUR LYIN' ASS WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN!!" Areon exploded,.
"You won't be murdering me if you're locked up in Zapstarian PRISON!!" Zoey countered and hung up the phone.
"Cool down, Areon." Jester warned, throwing a bucket of water on the king.
"I'm gonna kill her." Areon muttered, stomping out of the room while pushing hlis wet, orange hair out of his face.
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General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon
HumorSomewhere in the depths of the Milky Way Galaxy, a general tries to take over a planet. Somewhere in the planet, Aireon, a king is trying to erase his past. When they both meet, they both have one thing in common, they can't stand each other. But wh...
