Before I start this chapter, I have to know. Does anyone like this book? Comment, vote, whtever. I just wanna know if anyone cares.
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Areon sat on the couch on a normal Saturday morning in early May. He held the remote in his hand. flipping through channels until he stopped at the news.
"Breaking News!" Taylor said as the show had just started. Areon rolled his eyes.
"Now what's the top story this time?" He asked himself.
"This may be shocking to some viewers but today, King Zappadio is suing King Areon. He wanted the news to know before the king, which I find surprisingly strange." Taylor announced.
"HE'S SUING ME!?!? The fucking bastard got enough money as it is! He's a damn king!" Areon exploded.
"So, he's suing you. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk." Messenger walked in the room.
"Guards! Who let her in?!" Areon questioned.
"Airtressa." One of the guards answered.
"Damn." Areon mumbled. Messenger plumped onto the couch with a sigh.
"Sooo... puche liche, My favorite nickname for you."
"I swear if you say it again I'll kick your ass out of here."
"I'll say it in english. But I got to tell you somethin' first." Areon crossed his arms and made a face of defeat.
"What?"
"I thinkret ouyer sonney lovrey Jigglypuff." Again Messenger spoke in Dragonia, but that's what makes it so fun.
"Huh?" Areon was the only one in the family who didn't learn Dragonian in high school. Messenger jumped onto Areon's shoulder and leaned over to his ear.
"I THINK YOUR SON LOVES JIGGLYPUFF YOU DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH!!!" The sudden change in volume shocked Areon.
"What?" The king said plainly.
"I'm leaving. Tell Airtressa I told her hi and tell Jester he's lonely."
"Well we all know that." Messenger walked out of the door with a smile on her face.
"Bye puche liche!"
"I'm gonna kill you!" Areon mumbled. The door slammed shut.
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