General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon

Chapter Twenty-One

"This is brutal! I did this a month ago. A MONTH!!" Messenger complained, grasping the handle of her door with both hands, tugging it hard.

"I'm sorry Mess. But this is for the best." Jigglypuff sighed.

"Yeah. Says the girl who's in love with a Southern." Messenger retorted."Let me out!" Messenger's door swung open.

"Your comments are not needed, Messenger! So what if I'm dating a Southern?!" Jigglypuff blurted out.

"Not just a regular Southern. A good Southern. Too good." Messenger pointed out. Jigglypuff slowly sat down on Messenger's bed.

"Too good? How is that possible?" The general asked.

"Simple. I want you to hear me out. Ario ALWAYS listened to his parents, up to a point. Have you ever heard of Princess Jigglypuff?" Messenger flopped down onto the bed.

"Doesn't ring a bell." Jigglypuff answered.

"Well, Princess Jigglypuff was the princess of Thundria and heir to the Thundrian throne. That was until she suddenly goes missing two weeks after the..."

"The what?!" Jigglypuff asked. Messenger sighed.

"You know what puche liche means right? You took Dragonian?"

"Well of course. You have a mouth like a sailor. You call Areon that as if it were his real name. What does this have to do with Ario?"

"Like I said, Ario would do anything Areon would do. When he was younger, he had a crush on Princess Jigglypuff. And it wasn't that usual kiddie crush. Like I told you about Southerns. You can't be near them. Ario and I were playing tag when we stumbled into Areon's room. Well Areon was being stupid, being erotically active when his son was having a playdate on the same damn floor. Well, Ario saw. I shrugged it off, knowing His Royal Dumbass was being dumb. But to Ario, he couldn't forget. He told me the next day he'd do the same thing to Princess Jigglypuff." Jigglypuff gasped and shook her head, not believing what her lieutenant had said.

"No."

"Don't worry. Ario's still a damn virgin so you don't have to worry about him being experienced. he'll be as clumsy at it as you... well a little skilled because of what he did." Messenger paused for a long while before continuing."Ario was a boy of his word; he brought the princess in his room. Trust me, Ario didn't know shit about inserting that small ass thing of his, so that didn't happen. So simple as hell, Ario went puche liche on Princess Jigglypuff. Ario's eyes turned red. As red as a ruby. Airtressa found the two and Areon was pissed. Was his fault that Ario got the idea in the first place. Ario was forbidden to see Princess Jigglypuff for the rest of the day. But the two made a Royal Promise. The two would always... I think, be friends. No matter what happened." Jigglypuff just stared at Messenger, absorbing in everything she heard.

 "Ario, it's okay." Jigglypuff assured.

"I guess so. But don't say anything else." Ario said as if he were fine. But the way he slammed Messenger's door as he stormed out of the room and how his eyes turned yellow, Jigglypuff thought otherwise.