Blood Types : ON HOLD

Chapter Nine-Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name of This Song

"What is it now Kylo?" Gwen Phasma asked walking into his hotel room. She was a strong , tall woman. She had a pixie cut for her blonde hair that was styled to perfection. She was the best lawyer in Los Angles and now she was in the small town of Ashwood Valley in Northern California.

"You know you're my favorite lawyer right?" He asked. She rolled her eyes and sat down where she took her laptop out.

"How much is this gonna cost?" she asked angrily.

"I have a son" Kylo said.

"And what? Please explain why I had to tell my girlfriend and her parents why I had to get on the first plane up here" she was get to the point type of person, and Kylo should know that... she had been his lawyer for almost 7 years.

"I want custody... at least 25 percent of the time... I wanna know my son... I already talked to Hux and he said he was coming up from his hotel" Kylo told her.

"How old is the kid?" Gwen asked opening a new document on her laptop.

"He's 15"

"Okay, that makes it easier... He's over 13 which means by state of law he's allowed to choose which parent he wishes to live with... So that can be to an advantage... tell me about the mother... Any bad thing from her history, I need it all" she typed notes down "It will help in court... I might be able to get you 50 percent if she has a bad record"

"she doesn't.. She the assistant mayor, 32... clean record" Kylo sighed.

"She a single mother, is she 100 percent dedicate to her job?"

"I'm assuming so-"

"If she leaves him at home from the hours of 8:30 to 5:45 alone or at home longer than 8 hours that can get us an upperhand-"

"Phasama I don't want her to look bad-"

"She's assistant mayor.. She's a lawyer, or has a law degree so she'll be able to find stuff on you. Trust me there is plenty... Your music, your ex-wives... She can call one and get them to make up fake dirt on you... I am not gonna allow my client to do that..." she told him as she typed away.

"When's the next time you're gonna see her?"

"I don't know why?"

"I'll have a judge make a court date within the next couple days... Don't make any deals with her unless you've spoken to me, she has a law degree she can twist words better than the press" Gwen was a fierce lawyer who's never lost any case, from traffic tickets to murder cases.

The door then opened and Hux came in.. "I see you've gotten the ball rolling... we need to set out a proper press release... Kenobi can make him seem bad if we don't send one out before her... Kylo call your band mates and tell them you're sending this out , it will be on every major news station and every single social media platform from instagram to facebook to snapchat... Make sure we send it to People and Us... Maybe If we play our card right we can get Rolling Stones to feature it..." Hux was not only Kylo's personal manger, but also his publicist.

Kylo nodded and sent grabbed his phone and proceeded to call his band mates.

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Rey was making her morning coffee the news was on and Lucas was pouring himself a bowl of cereal. "Remember Uncle Poe and Uncle Finn are having a lady come to meet them so they can get the adoption approved so BB-8 will be here with us , since the lady is allergic to dogs"

"Okay, sounds good... I have a meeting with my piano teacher... She plans on making me learn some more Mozart" Lucas said.

"Okay-"

"And in other news" the Lady on the news said "we have a press release from Bradford Hux and the law team of Kylo Ren from the band Knights of Ren... It says ... Mr. Ren has made his way back to his hometown of Ashwood Valley in Northern California, at a recent musical festival a young man and his friend snuck his way into Mr. Ren's dressing room, the next day it was revealed by the young boy's mother, Miss Rey Kenobi , the assistant mayor of Ashwood Valley, that the young boy , Lucas Kenobi , is in fact Mr. Ren's child and that Miss Kenobi has been keeping him from Mr. Ren for the past fifteen years, Mr. Ren and his lawyer Ms. Gwen Phasma plan to take Miss Kenobi to court to get custody of Lucas Kenobi... Bradford Hux will release another statement in days to come..."

Rey dropped her coffee mug on the kitchen floor, causing it to crack and smash into tons of little pieces. "Did you know about this Lucas ?"

"No ... I didn't" he then walked over to his mother , her face was red with anger. The phone began to ring.

"Hello? Poe, yes I saw... Call dad and tell him that us three need to talk about law strategy... I'm not letting that monster get my son... How fucking dare he... I'm going to work... I need time to drink... Shit I mean think... no I mean drink.... Love you two... Bye" she put the phone down and looked at Lucas "Don't say anything about this at school. say that you have no comment, come straight home after school, Uncle Poe will be here ... Do not go to Han and Leia's do you understand me ?"

"Yes mom, go you'll be late for work" he said

"Alright.. I love you" she kissed his forehead and walked out of the house.

-A.N.-

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN FUCKERS

Okay, I'm done cursing....

-Joey

I NEED TIME TO DRINK .... I MEAN THINK..... NO I MEAN DRINK .....