»harley«
"@cherrylilac; how do you feel about suicide squad coming out this week?"
YOU GUYS, I AM SO FUCKING READY. HAVE YOU SEEN MARGOT ROBBIE? I WANT HER TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. SHE'S A BETTER HQ THAN ME, AND I LITERALLY AM HARLEY QUINN THIS ISN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN CAPS BUT I DONT CARE sorry i'm chill.
"@1derekshen; why are you so cool? can we be friends? :)"
i'm not cool but yes, i'll probably text you 800 times in 2 minutes though. i'm very clingy sry
"@jjj123jjjdude; can we be sisters?"
not biologically, but yes fuck the police
"@hsmalik; how long is your "project" over?"
never.
"@hsmalik; do you want to be luke's girlfriend?"
to quote hamlet, act iii, scene iii, line 92, "no".
"@ungratefuls; my queen"
you're my queen for calling me your queen now
»luke«
"@21harris5sos; why you gotta be so hot?
p.s. marry me?
i have a fever um and sure as long as your parents are paying for the wedding.
"@lydiaandrews12; why do u call harley princess"
because everyone else calls her queen, and i wanted to be original sue me
"@cherrylilac; do you have any atttaction toward harley whatsoever?"
if i say no - she'll my beat my ass. if i say yes - she'll beat my ass. (yes)
"@jjj123jjjdude; did u tell ur mom that ur gay?"
for harley, yah.
"@wildtruth; lets have sex"
let's not and say we did ;)
"@hsmalik; do you want to have sex with harley?"
not really, i lowkey wanna play with her hair though. it's long and majestic and i wanna touch it, but if i touch it, i'll get my dick cut off
"@5esohes101; do you like/love harley?"
yes no maybe so
"@5esohes101; have my babies lucas"
my mom would kill me twice
"@ungratefuls; fuck(me)boy"
that was smooth can you give me tips pls
»ashton«
"@malecandizzy; why did you tell everyone about the kiss
?????"
new phone who dis
"@jjj123jjjdude; why u bein such a bitch???"
why's ur username longer than my dick
"@1derekshen; stop being a dick, don't get involved in luke's love life
what's the fun in that
"@hsmalik; why did you hate harley?? she is such a cutie lil baby"
bitch had the audacity to STEAL my animal crackers. and she's not a lil baby, she's literally the spawn of satan.
"@incrediblyellie; do you secretly want lucas"
YOU ARE READING
the kissing project :: lrh
Fanfictionhe felt genuine love for the first time, and she felt genuine hate for the first time. until everything got turned upside down.
