You: Are you telling me..
You: You don't like me?
Dummy: What? No, of course not
Dummy: I'm just calling u a crybaby
You: im nOT A CRYBABY
Dummy: Drama queen?
You: N O
Dummy: Ok, but hear me out
Dummy: U started crying after I said Lego's are for children
You: THATS BECAUSE
You: ITS A TOUCHY SUBJECT
Dummy: Or ur just a crybaby.
You: IM NOT A C RYBABY
Hoseok was pouting.
Yes, pouting.
How could Jungkook be so mean? He wasn't a crybaby! No way. He doesn't cry enough to be called one.
Dummy: Did u start crying after I said that
You: NO
Dummy: So yes
You: IM N OT CRYING
Dummy: U don't have to hide it
Dummy: Just let it all out, u will feel better afterwards
You: IM SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN CRYING
Dummy: That's what they all say
You: JU NGKOOK IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Dummy: Good, good. Let ur frustration out, too.
You: JuNGKOOK
Dummy: I'm sorry Satan
You: YOU SHOULD BE VERY SORRY
A loud thump filled the quiet air as Hoseok fell back on the couch. Jungkook was such a buttface. He decided to change his saved name for the third time.
Buttface: Hoseok
Buttface: Hey Hoseok
Buttface: Do you like Carnations
You: Wut
You: I guess?
You: Why???
Buttface: No reason
A firm knock resonated through his flat shortly after Jungkook's message, a confused look resting on Hoseok's face.
But sadly, when he opened the door, it wasn't Jungkook.
It was the man (if you can even call him that) that lived a few doors down, holding a stack of papers that Hoseok guessed to be mail.
"The mailman mixed us up again, Hoseok," he laughed.
"I see. Thank you for returning it, Hyung."
He shut the door as the other man walked away. It's not like Jungkook was the kind of person to just show up with a gift.
For all Hoseok knows, Jungkook was still just being a nosy little buttface and was curious if he liked a certain breed of flowers.
Duh, of course he was.
Jungkook is always a buttface.
That buttface.
It was about 7 hours before they texted again, and the first message that Hoseok received made him laugh so hard he almost cried.
Buttface: Image Attached
Buttface: I got lost in a maze of flowers
Buttface: Hoseok please help me
Buttface: I can't find my wAy out
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I'm shOok over Yoongi's mixtape someone needs to revive me after listening to all that
