I keep forgetting to update whoops
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Message Delivered 4:12 PM
You: Jungkook where the hell are you
You: I've been searching for your stank ass for like 38 minutes
Buttface: SOMEONE HAS A POTTY MOUTH
Buttface: But I can see you rn
Buttface: Searching
You: Jungkook tELL ME WHERE YOU ARE
Buttface: Where's the fun in that
Buttface: I'd much rather watch you try and find me
Buttface: (Hint: I'm not hiding at all)
You: EXCUSE ME
Buttface: I was only trying to have a bit of fun you don't have to yell at me
You: TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE OR I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS
Buttface: oh no not the devil and his wife
Buttface: I'm talking about my parents
Buttface: cause, y'know, they're mean and stuff
Buttface: they almost killed my cat like 4 times
You: and dropped you plenty of times as a baby, I see
Buttface: HOSEOK THATS MEAN
You: and you're hiding from me ??
Buttface: ITS DIFFERENT
Buttface: JUST TURN AROUND AND WALK FORWARD LIKE 12 STEPS
You: and
Buttface: TURN TO YOUR LEFT
You: still don't see you
You: I'm pretty sure you're not in the water, why am I on a bridge
Buttface: now all you have to do is jump off-
You: JUNGKOOK WHAT THE FUCK
Buttface: ok now I'm running
You: AND IM CHASING YOU
Buttface: ITS HARD TO TYOPE WHIKE RINNING
You: GOOD
You: IM GOING TO CATCH YOU
You: YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY
You: AND EVEN IF YOU BOARD THAT TRAIN YOURE RUNNING TOWARD I CAN STILL GET YOU
Buttface: how do you see me
You: IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU??
Buttface: OH FUCK
Hoseok continued chasing Jungkook for another good 5 minutes before catching the runaway.
And that was the day Jungkook's life flashed before his eyes.
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I made a new VHope story if anybody is interested lol
