*Chapter Seventeen

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Jimin insisted that Hoseok cancel the class he enrolled in, and told him to 'just come by whenever he'd like.' It was pretty out of the blue, but Hoseok didn't complain.

He noticed the dark clouds beginning to form as he made his way back home, and he groaned once he felt tiny droplets of water on his head. He hated how common rain was, and he especially hated how calm the rain made him feel. Sweet, sweet irony. 

While walking, he rattled off a text to Jungkook, informing the younger boy of the current situation.

Message Delivered 10:34 AM

You: Buttface

You: I'm stuck in the rain

Buttface: Well isn't that smart

Buttface: I bet you look hot all wet

You: um

You: thats not appropriate, sir

Buttface: Hoseok I'm pretty sure you aren't a saint

Buttface: Chillaxies

You: im being serious though i forgot an umbrella 

Buttface: how sexy

You: Istg jungkook one more sexual joke and I'm breaking up with you

Buttface: You'd never

You: try me

Buttface: oh my look at the time gottA BLAST

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Four hours later, and Hoseok is once again in the rain, grumbling to himself about how he should've gotten some bread sooner.

Message Delivered 2:28 PM

You: I'm in the rain again

Buttface: mm yes

You: i am uncomfortable rn um

Buttface: good. keep up with the times shorty

You: IM NOT SHORT

Buttface: You're absolutely right.

You: I know

Buttface: you're just small and easy to have sex with--

You: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

Buttface: At work, come over ;')

You: please stOp

Buttface: never

You: I HA TE YOU

Buttface: nah you love me

You: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

Buttface: hurtful wordz

You: LEA VE

Buttface: my life is being threatened by you

You: I WILL BLOCK YOU

Buttface: no you wont

You: BLOCKD

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I literally have no clue what any of this is please don't ask me

I'm just really bored

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