Alright, here we go. Third Chapter! This is the chapter where the two of them begin texting each other, as goo gave hob his number. Sorry, but I'm skipping what happened after the bus stop stuff.. Basically, they recognized each other, and ran away like children.
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9:22 PM.
You: hello buttface
Unknown Number: u like my face and u know it, stranger
Unknown Number: now who are u
You: your stalker, who else?
Unknown Number: that's really creepy lol
Unknown Number: for real tho who are u
You: It's hoseok
You: the one from the Corner Bakery
Unknown Number: h-howdy
You: :)
Unknown Number: I didn't think u would actually text
Unknown Number: I was hoping u WOULDN'T text tbh
You: how rude I was just being considerate and accepting your coffee cup invitation
Mean Man: coffee cup invitation?
You: i said what i said
Mean Man: it was more of a 'I was forced to write on a cup because my coworker thought it'd be cute' invitation
You: so you don't like me
Mean Man: I barely even know u
You: you know that I'm sexy !
Mean Man: perhaps but also: no
You: rude
Mean Man: tis moi
You: you think you're so cool
Mean Man: I am cool
You: how funny
You: no, you aren't
Mean Man: :(
You: fight me
Mean Man: no, I'd pummel u within a second
You: i would like to see you try
Mean Man: sure, meet me at the bus stop :)
You: nah, too lazy to meet your sorry ass
Mean Man: my ass doesn't apologize to anyone
You: ok
Hoseok snorted at the small conversation. It was ridiculous, yes, but very entertaining to say the least. Being honest, Jungkook was pretty funny for a 5 year old. Or 20. However old he was.
A buzz came from his phone as he got a response,
Mean Man: gotta go meet a friend see u later smelly!
You: bye ugly
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