I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you
I could eat a bowl of the alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statement than that
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it
you must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
I was pro life before I met you
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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...
