I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won
you do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
you're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator
you get as much action as a nine button on a microwave
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I would just like to apologize, again, for not posting in awhile. I've been busy with school, I'll try to stay updated more.
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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...