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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won

you do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

you're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator

you get as much action as a nine button on a microwave

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I would just like to apologize, again, for not posting in awhile. I've been busy with school, I'll try to stay updated more.

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