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when anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet

you have a very sympathetic face. it has everyone's sympathy

if your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M

you're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook a minute rice

don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too

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