when anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet
you have a very sympathetic face. it has everyone's sympathy
if your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M
you're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook a minute rice
don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too

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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...