you know the drill! you leave a message... and I ignore it
we all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring fat enough
if your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair
why don't you go outside and play, hide and go f*ck yourself
what are you doing here? did someone leave your cage open?

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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...