I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight
learn from your parents' mistakes - use birthday control
keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent
if as*holes could fly, this place would be an airport
you're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet
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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...