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you prefer three left turns to one right turn

you are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

you are so old, your birth-certificate expired

you conserve toilet paper using both sides

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind

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These aren't good, but I promise I'll make more funny and good

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