when was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forest!
I look into your eye and get a feeling someone else is driving
you're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement

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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...