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you're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone

if I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first

the sound of your urine hitting the urinal sounds feminine

you must think you're strong, but you only smell strong

you're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad

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