you're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone
if I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first
the sound of your urine hitting the urinal sounds feminine
you must think you're strong, but you only smell strong
you're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad
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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...