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you're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream "taxi"

if you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents

maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are

if I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have a dollar

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