roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
and the 3rd ones for you
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ
is your a*s jealous of the amount of sh*t that just came out of your mouth
you bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room
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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...
