the clothes you wear are so ugly a scarecrow wouldn't wear them
ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down
there are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket
at least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face
don't let your mind wander. it's way to small to be left outside by itself
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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...
