the best part of you is still running down your old mans leg
you shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you
oh my god, look at you. was anyone else hurt in the accident?
your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job

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Great Comebacks
Humorif you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back! none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use! and I would also like to...