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is that your face? or did you neck just throw up?

you're so fat, your double chin has a double chin

your dad's condom is bigger than your personality

did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside

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sorry for not posting in awhile, I've been busy. School starts soon for me, but I'll still do my best to post often!

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