Playboy

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"Yo, Candy? Don't try to hook me up with any of yo friends no more. She ugly as fuck and you know that!" I complained to her as I sat down next to her on my mommas porch. She chuckled and shrugged looking at me as she squinted from the sun.

"You said she had to have hair and a body." She protested as she tried to keep a straight face. I frowned at her and bucked my eyes.

"Yeah, but not on her fuckin face! And her body wasn't even up to date. Girl had a Fred Flintstone face and a telley tubby body. I was thinking she was man and ran my ass right back out that damn theater door. fuck dat. I want you." I said under my breath as I looked from her to the ice cream truck about to pass us up.

"Huh?" she said confused as she got my attention with the sudden sound of her voice. I turned to her about to have whiplash and looked confused myself. Tryna play it off.

"Huh? Oh, there go dat thing." I said pointing at her dude who strolled up to her as she stood and gave him a hug and kiss on the lips. I made a disgusted face and looked from him as he looked at me. okay, I might be jelly.

"Ready to roll out?" He asked her as I stood behind her like her personal body guard and watched his face. She frowned and crossed her arms at him.

"Roll out? She just got here and you need da bounce off my porch 'cause ain't nobody invite yo donkey lookin ass over her." I said in a harsh and mean tone. Candace punched me and I smacked my lips at her. I hoped she knew his game more than I do right now.

"Chill." She warned me. He shrugged and looked at me mugging. Before she saw, he twisted his lips into a grin and pulled her to him by the waist. I mugged him back. Nigga uglyyy!

"We could chill at the park or something if you don't wanna go to my place. I'm being patient like you told me." He said sweetly. Me knowing the fake game he was spitting out his false gold teeth, had to laugh at how retarded he thought Candy was right now. She ain't easy. shid, she better not be!!

She took his hands from around her and I saw that slick ass smirk fall from his dry ass ashy lips and snickered behind her. Dumbass.

"Tony, I'm not going anywhere without Chris. I'll go if she does." Candice said to him. The smile on my face got so strong and I was basically grinning as he frowned like he was constipated and shocked at the same time. lil ole me huh? Ha.

"Hell nah!! I ain't finna be seen with no dyke!!" He complained loudly pointing his hands everywhere, but my way. I glared his way and was about to push his way when Candy held me back.

"Yo where all dis noise comin from Chia?" My twin complained from the screen door. I glared at Candy who seemed to be stuck and shrugged.

"Ion know Chewie, but dis nigga all on our property with that shit. Ion know em but Candy do." I said watching her think on some shit. She sighed and shook her head looking at Christian worried or some.

"I'm sorry Chewie. He leavin. NOW." She said to Tony pressing him backwards with her pointer finger off the porch. He frowned and mugged me.

"Yo, you for real? Like dats how it is now?" He said clenching his jaw and fist together as she eyed him and he glared at her evilly. Watch them eyes boy.

"Yup, dere it is. Peace playboy." I said up in his face before she could pull me away from him. He chuckled and cracked his knuckled before he folded his arms over like he was all business. Nigga ain't shit.

"You better be glad you a girl." He said to me. If I knew any better I'd say he was tryna down play my talent in beating his scrawny ass!!

"I'd still beat ya ass. Try me." I challenged him. He pulled back his fist to hit me and got blindsided by my fist before he could blink twice. Lil bitch. I laughed out loud as he stumbled up from the ground and mumbled curse words as he held his eye.

"Ole punk ass dyke!!" He yelled. Candace looked like she was about to witness a UFC fight and backed up to give me room.

"Wrong words Tony." She made a face like that ouchie emoji when I ran up on him and busted his lip on contact. then was about to go for that Michael Jackson nose of his until my brother pulled me up and off him on the ground.

"He ain't shid Chris." My brother said lowly to me.

"Ion care no more. Let me go." I said jacking away from him and heading towards the front of the door.

"Chris, where you-"

"To bed!" I interjected her as I went in. she snickered on behind me and carried a coversaton about me to my twin.

[ FOUR YEARS INTO LIFE]

"Trina, where you at gurl?" I groaned when I didn't see her next to me in the comfortable king sized bed. My phone went off as soon as she approached the foot of the bed in a spegetti top and thread for thongs.

"What you want?" She asked as soon as I went to check on my brothers text to remind me to make sure I had my tux sized and ready for his wedding in 2 or 3 months from now.

yea bro I got U! U want me to bring my bitches too?? XD XD

Hell nah, but-

"What the fuck you snatchin my shit for T?!" I shouted at her as she straddled me and put my phone down beside me on the stand.

"Cause you ignorin me and I want you." She said smirking down at me as she kissed me slowly. "You want breakfast in bed?" She asked as she kissed down my neck.

"Tonya, you can't cook for shid." I chuckled. she smacked her lips at me and stared up at me as she got lower.

"Ha, Ha. You got jokes." She said that right after she bit me on the stomach and had me ready for whatever she had goin on in her head. I laid my head back on the pillow and took in her warm breath as it traveled past my navel and stopped.

"You want m-"

"Fuck yeah." I said with closed eyes. Ask questions later and I just might answer you, but right now, I want this. I need this. My body had built up on ecstasy and a dream when she had stopped and climbed off like it was nothing to just leave me high and dry.

"Wh-"

"I gotta check on the food." She said to me walking her redbone thick ass out the door. I had a mini tantrum in bed then got out planning to get her thot ass back as soon as I did my hygiene.

I walked towards the kitchen and sped up when the smell of cinnamon rolls and bacon hit my nose. I came just in time to see her having mouth sex with the damn thing in her mouth. Ugh.

"You want some?" she asked me as I eyed her perfect perky nipples.

"Yeah. C'mere." I said to her as I got closer and rested my hands on either side of her on the counter. She smirked and dropped her cinnamon roll on the linoleum when I found my hand deep in her hot hot box. She moaned and leaned her head back as I touched her g-spot and kept going until she wanted to go more.

"Yo, I gotta go pick up Pooh from my mama's." I said to her as I washed my hands and grabbed a cinnamon roll taking a big ass bite out of it. she glared at me and watched me walk away and out of her presence. Thirsty.

~lil jaguar

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