I looked back to find Tristan in my strap drawer and my babies everywhere. I bugged out and quickly got him as he was beginning to fling one around. This is not happening!! Oh hell nahh.
"Tristan, NO!! Put that down man!" he runs the opposite direction out of my room towards the guest room. Fuck nahh!!
By now he has the lead and when I reach him, Candice is at her door trying see wassup. I jacked him up at the same time he hands Candy the prosthetic.
"Uh... Chris? I... Think this is yours..." she said holding the life like penis away from her space. I grabbed at it and she moves it out of my range.
Like I wanna cry so bad right now mane. She got my dick in her hand... 😳
"Wait... Please don't tell me you have these things laying around. For him to play with." she said with a raised brow. Why would I even...
"Fuck nah! Candy, don't play with me. Gimme my shit mane!" I reached for it from behind her back and she moved again. Bruh.😒
"It looks so real." you'd know. I thought in my head.
"How does it fit on you? Does it feel the same in them?" she asked ignoring my hand gestured to grab it. Wait...
She's so curious right now. I smiled down at her and gave her this look that made her probably wet he panties just now. Or feel awkward cause of it.
"You wanna find out?" I said sliding towards her biting my lip and wiggling my eyebrows up and down.
"Ew! What?! NO!!" she said disgustedly. I fell to the floor in a fit of laughter from her facial expression.
"Dhat's not funny! Get away from my door with dhat damn thing! I don't trust you no more." she said scooting back when I got up with it in my hand.
"Ahh fooey!" I said shooing her last comment off. "Oh shit! I gotta get the other ones up!" I finally remembered. She looked at me with wide eyes and great concern.
"There's other ones?!" she asked following after me to my room in a rush and what I see has me pissed the fuck off instantly.
"Is he-"
"Get dhat dick outcha mouth boy!! " I yelled enraged. I snatched it from his grip and out his mouth whooping him like NEVER did before.
He yellped and hollered in pain. Tears streaming down his cute lil face as I whooped him with each word.
"Don't. You. EVER. Play with or put shit in yo mouth AGAIN!! You hear?!!" I yelled still beating his ass as he hung from my grip on his arm like a lil orangutan.
"Eeee!! Yeaah mommeee!! Ehh!" he cried holding his back side after I put him down hiccuping.
"Damn! Now I can't think mane! Fuckin bad ass kid!! Get yo ass yo room lil niggah!!" I pointed towards the door and he was more than happy to oblige as he ran off crying. I began to pick up my strap and parts to them off the floor. I heard light laughter and turned to Candice with a frown.
"What's so damn funny huh? What you laughin at?" I asked after all my things were put away in my drawer.
"You really whipped him for playing with a toy? " she asked sounding so amused by all of this. I mugged her and smoked my lips.
A toy DICK. That's not cool man! He had it all in his mouth! Imma have to disinfect his mouth mane! Do you know how many pussy's have been on that one alone?! Candy, that's my favori-"
"okayy! I'm sorry. I shouldn't have criticized." she apologized.
"Damn, right..." I said sitting on the edge of my bed pouring and shaking my head.
"I was s'posed to take his lil ass outside. Not got me pissed the fuck off, for real." I said to her as she sits beside me in my bed.
"I'm pretty sure he didn't know better." she said soothingly in his defense. I still wanna beat his ass.
"I'm sure he didn't either, but it's the principles of the matter. I don't want my son gay man. Yeah, I lik-LOVE women, but I just... I uh... Ion know mane." I said speechless at this point. I just couldn't picture it at all. Well, at least for right now. I'll have that talk down the line somewhere.
When he gets older, but not RIGHT NOW...
*DJ khalid voice* another one. 👆💀
Yo, that was the sequel to the last CCG Super of this book...
The End..
Lmao I'm kidding 😂leave a comment below or in the text above about what you would have done in this situation.
I think I'd actual buy him some ice cream after... 😊I beat his ass!! 😂😂
Cause of course I felt bad but then I'd beat his ass all over again after he ate that dollar Sunday from micky D's.
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