The Coffee Incident

vii: Farted

The Coffee Incident

F a r t e d

 Jordan's Point Of View

"Jordan," Alexis moaned.

"Jordan... Jordan..."

"Jordan!" 

Nakaramdam ako ng paguyog sa left arm ko. I got up and saw Alexis panicking...

Fully clothed. 

What the fuck was that? 

"Hoy, Jordan! May pasok ako ngayon, 'di ako pwede umabsent kasi may--"

"Can you please calm the hell down?! Stop panicking cause you're already ruining my day," I frowned. 

"Huwag ka na nga mag-inarte! Nakatulog ako ng dahil sayo! Kung makahila at makayakap sakin kagabi. Tayo? Tayo? Leche, bangon!" she shouted at me.

God, why must she shout at me when my head is throbbing in pain. Ano bang kasalanan ko at pinarurusahan ako? 

And what was she talking about na niyakap ko siya? All I know na masarap yung tulog ko and I had a dream...

Wait, a second...

That was a fucking dream?! 

A dream that we almost... God, this is going to be hard to admit but yes. Almost had sex! 

I admit that it's too good to be true. 

I think I'm starting to develop feelings towards her...

I'm not going to deny it. I'm not going to be that confused teenager either. That's too immature but I think when I saw her at Starbucks, my heart stopped. Cliche, I know but yes, it did literally stopped.

Maybe that's why I accidentally bumped her back then. You could say that I was starstrucked. I hate it when I get too cliche and romantic. Ugh.

She's no longer that annoying Alexis Villegas. Well, she's still annoying but she changed. Quite a lot, I must admit. She's still boyish but I find it cute because of her girly personality. Her hair was perfect and mas lalo pa siyang pumuti at nagmukhang cute dahil sa new haircut niya. Gusto ko kurutin magkabila niyang cheeks. 

I stopped day dreaming and just stared at her glaring at me. "Tapos ka na ba kakatitig sa maganda kong mukha?" 

Not yet actually.

"Maganda? Saan banda?" I asked her, innocently. 

"Pahatid, please? Naiwanan ko bag ko sa kotse ni Jethro."

"So, you're going to school without taking a shower?" 

"Wala naman akong dalang uniform eh," sagot niya.

"So, gusto mo hatid pa kita sa house niyo and then sa school niyo? No way. I'm too lazy to get up," I said, laying down and closing my eyes. 

Just as I expected, pinalo niya 'ko ng pillow sa mukha. "Nakakainis ka." 

I rubbed both my cheeks and stared at her now angry face. Namumula siya and teka nga... ano bang maganda sa school at gusto niyang pumasok? Almost every student ata gusto umabsent kung maari tapos etong isang 'toh, gustong-gusto pumasok. 

"Why do you want  to go to school?" I asked her, getting up; not really caring if I'm half naked. 

Waiting for her to answer my question, I walked towards my closet to get some clothes to wear. I decided to wear a loose pink shirt which has a print that says "Pink walkathon 2012" and a black shorts.