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Dating Ethan....

Dating Ethan would include...;

- That motherfucking laugh
- His random rants
- Including his rages to JJ
- His silly sense of humour
- His laugh again
- Comforting loving cuddles
- Behzingagram
- Him actually being good at football
- Until he inevitably kicked the ball over the fence
- Being called 'Mrs Behz'
- His Mum being the most adorable gem on this entire earth
- His Mum worshipping the ground you walk on
- WEST HAM!!! COME ON YOU IRONS!! COYI!
- His jokes about Emon
- Him trying to joke that it's true
- Him laughing hysterically before pulling you in for a kiss
- His recent love for the gym
- You being proud of how good he's looking after a work out
- 'Oh Neil'
- His unintentional gay outbursts
- Him always being your cuddly Behz
- His laugh...let's appreciate it!
- His savageness in GTA
- 'Fuck off Josh'
- 'What d'you mean?!'
- You always being second best to Payet
- Being a third wheel to him and Payet
- Him telling you he adores you more than him
- 'He's a footballer Ethan for fuck sake'
- 'Payet is the guy I am marrying'
- Laughing when Payet left West Ham
- Because Ethan was so pissed
- 'HE BETRAYED ME, HE'S PRICK. I ain't marrying him anymore'
- His anger when JJ kills him accidentally in a game
- 'Screw you JJ!'
- Living in the Halo Tower
- His teasing in Prop Hunt
- The hole in his desk...
- 'Oh Simon, you made a fatal error!'
- Laughing when the boys called him gay
- 'I'm not fucking gay!'
- 'Got the boost boys!'
- 'Oh get in the bin!'
- His funny video ideas
- Him instantly failing at 'Try not to Laugh' challenges
- Stretching his mouth out so he doesn't laugh and lose
- Because duh that laugh
- 'No Josh, Emosh isn't a thing!'
- You always being his world
- Him loving you more than life itself