Dating Simon would include...; (where the fuck do I start?)- His impeccable football skills
- Him teaching you to play football
- Stealing the guy all the fangirls want
- His fans loving you
- His laugh
- The way he looks in a suit....
- His dimple....his fucking dimple...
- The way his hair is so perfect without him trying
- His passionate adoring kisses
- Cuddling his lanky figure
- Joking about how short you are compared to him
- Even though you're actually an average height
- 'Time to smash it'
- His cockiness on the pitch
- Him teaching you so well you gave him a run for his money
- You sometimes winning against him
- Him being a sore loser
- You giving him pecks to remind him to stop being a sore loser
- Being called 'Mrs MiniMinter'
- Or 'Wedgewoman'
- His blue eyes ugh
- 2 words...Morning. Voice.
- His long arse arms
- His funky cute dance moves
- Him always giving love to his fans knowing he wouldn't be anywhere without them
- Playing IRL videos with him and the boys
- You hitting the crossbar a lot
- 'It's good!!'
- Hugging him and telling him everything would be okay when he had his down days
- Including the days he was self conscious
- Him being perfect to you
- You being perfect to him
- Making sure every time he filmed with JJ not to make a bet or wager with him again
- Because he doesn't want to dye his hair red...again
- LEEDSSSSSS
- 'Playlist-!'
- His outro salute
- His adorable family ring on his little finger
- Him always trying to win GTA races
- Him failing so therefore tries to block the others from winning
- 'Josh help me slow down JJ?!'
- Simon somehow crashing into something that he was nowhere near
- 'I'm so far last!'
- Him bouncing off a wall and gaining speed
- 'I've swegged it lads!'
- Helping him for skits in Q and As
- His brothers loving you
- And his parents
- Being close to JJ and Josh
- Jokes about Emon
- 'Mad ting'
- The best cuddles
- Him kissing your forehead and protecting you
- Being his vice captain in the Southampton match
- Him spinning you around and kissing you when you scored
- Teasing him with 'hi again it's me'
- 'I fucking hate that intro!'
- His girly scream
- Him loving you no matter what forever and always
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sdmn & friends | imagines
FanfictionImagine you know a group of 7 idiotic YouTubers known as the Sidemen. Add 2 more idiots, both called Callum and then some guys known as Manny, Lewis and Chris and you got yourself this messed up book of imagines. ! completed ! © cxrtier 2016