We're All A Little Crazy

Oh Snap

Well aren't you just Jersey Shore classy.

You are not as bad as people say - you're much, much worse.

Would you like some cheese to go with that whine ?

Bitch please, you're bra has more stuffing than a Built- A -Bear.

Make someone happy. Mind your own business.

This is a excellent time for you to become a missing person.

Honey your not popular. Your vagina is.

If I'm such a hoe, why do they call you the 'Slip 'n' Slide?

Suck a bag of dick's

My middle finger gets a boner when I see you.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly ?

You're nothing more than a bucket to cum in.

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

Knowledge is key. And you're locked the fuck out.

Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How efficient of you.

You better hide, the garbage collector is coming.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma.

I bet your mother wished she had swallowed you.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth.

And my favorite

Talk shit, and spit blood. Cause and effect. Learn it bitch.

My name's not dick, so keep it out of your mouth.