Aaahhh! Oh my mother fucking gosh, I miss y'all so fricking much.
I officially hate Friday the 13th, I didn't think that any was going to happen but something did happen my phone was dropped in water so I couldn't update, but the good thing is that I'm back and better than ever.
* When two people marry, they say "You may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married ?
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two when they go to the movies are concerts ?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they pay for it ?
Why can't donut be square ?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway ?
What does PU stands for ?( as in "PU that stinks")
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey ?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If ghost can walk through walls and glide down stairs why don't they fall through the floor?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 pm but his head doesn't comes out until 12:01, which day was he born?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with men is she still consider a virgin?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If girls with large breast work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is your?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If parents say "Never take candy from strangers", then why do you celebrate Halloween ?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born ( that's a stupid question)
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
( that would be so cute )
YOU ARE READING
We're All A Little Crazy
Non-Fiction"What doesn't kill me Might make me Kill you". Read about my problems. Issa rant book😋😎
