Bluestar: I'm so bored. Ugh Cloudtail?
Cloudtail: *not here because he doesn't believe in StarClan*
Bluestar: Dang it, I forgot he didn't believe in StarClan...it's so boring.
*Bluestar starts pacing in circles thinking of something to do*
Bluestar: Wait? Who are you and why are you narrating my motions?
Narrator: Cause I feel like it.
Bluestar: Do you have any ideas on what I should do?
Narrator: Maybe you could interview cats.
Bluestar: I could interview The Dark Forest!
Narrator: I don't think that's a good idea...
Bluestar: *prances away*
🌲The Dark Forest🌲
Bluestar: Hello?
Tigerstar: Hello Bluestar.
Bluestar: Ah!
Tigerstar: You're such a scaredy cat.
Bluestar: No, I'm here to interview you.
Tigerstar: What?!
Bluestar: So, how did you die?
Tigerstar: You already know! Gosh.
Bluestar: The readers don't know *looks at audience*
Tigerstar: Fine whatever. I got swallowed by happiness so I decided to join the Dark Forest.
Bluestar: Explain...
Tigerstar: I'm going to kill you! *attacks Bluestar*
Bluestar: No *attacks back*
Tigerstar: I hate you!
Bluestar: Oh wait, didn't you die?
Tigerstar: Noooooooo *disappeared*
Bluestar: Heh, now that was LIFE threatening.
*dum dum cling!*
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Yay! New book and I clearly did not know what to do. It's going to be an interview thing! :3 I hope you enjoyed. ~Whisper
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
