Bluestar: Welcome back, cats of all ages! Today we'll be going over to the lovely Dark Forest to interview Darkstripe! *teleports off to the dark forest*
-In the Dark Forest-
Bluestar: *appears suddenly behind Darkstripe* Hello!
Darkstripe: AH *jumps and lands in a puddle* Seriously, Bluestar? Leave me alone.
Bluestar: But I want to interview you!
Darkstripe: Why?
Bluestar: See, I'm doing this TV show about how all of you died!
Darkstripe: TV show, eh? Well, it might impress Tigerstar if he sees me on TV. *cough* Anyway, what was the question?
Bluestar: How did you die?
Darkstripe: Oh, yes! I was fighting in that battle with BloodClan and whatever you "good guys" called yourselves, and Graystripe just came up and killed me! Just like that! For absolutely no reason whatsoever!
Bluestar: Er, weren't you kind of trying to kill Firestar?
Darkstripe: Yeah, like I said. No reason!
Bluestar: ...sure
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
