Bluestar: Greetings, yon reader! Welcome to interview Nombre Viente!
Whitestripe: *pulling out a Bachelor's Degree in Spanish* ...Name She/He/You (formal) Fans? How do you fan a name??
Bluestar: Wait no, I meant- uh- what did I mean, Whitestripe?
Whitestripe: Depends on what you were trying to say.
Bluestar: *huffs* ...number twenty.
Whitstripe: Ah, yes, that would be número veinte.
Bluestar: Right yes of course that's what I said! Welcome to interview Número Veinte! Today we're going to interview—
Ravenpaw: *from backstage* Hey, hey! I have a request!
Bluestar: *suspiciously* From who?
Ravenpaw: *voice rises in pitch* Uh uh uh @BarleyLover4Ever wants you to interview Tallstar! *cough* because he's my gay buddy *cough*
Bluestar: ...are you @BarleyLover4Ever?
Ravenpaw: *disappears into the void of chagrin*
Bluestar: I'm sure he'll be back soon. Anyways, I didn't actually have any ideas, so let's go interview Tallstar!
*searches until she finds Tallstar asleep under a tree*
Bluestar: TALLSTAR WAKE UP!
Tallstar: *leaps up, visibly panicked* ShadowClan!
Bluestar: Nope lol, just me :D
Tallstar: Oh, good. What do you want?
Bluestar: I came to ask you how you died!
Tallstar: ...which time?
Bluestar: Oh right uh... Just the most recent time.
Tallstar: Well I basically just kinda died.
Bluestar: That's it?
Tallstar: Well do you count my dead lover coming to watch his son cry over my dead body?
Bluestar: What?
Tallstar: *cough* What?
Bluestar: What was that about a dead lover and his son?
Tallstar: Oh, psh, that? *starts backing away* That was- uh- nothing! *runs off*
Bluestar: That was weird. Anyways, adiós!
Written by le Amazing Annco who got an idea by checking to make sure her Spanish was right (which, as you can see, it was not XD) :3
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