Bluestar: HELLO FINE CITIZENS AND WELCOME TO THE WORST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
Whitestripe: Is that a good thing?
Bluestar: Yeah, because people are forced to watch it so if we make it bad enough it's technically legal torture :)
Whitestripe: Ok...um...*whispers to producer* can we maybe get a Therapist in here? No? Well, bless these watchers, I'm so sorry. *normal voice* Let's get moving!
Bluestar: OK!!! *magic teleport sparkles*
Bluestar: HELLO, AND WELCOME. TODAY WE HAVE HERE WITH US, BRACKENFUR.
Brackenfur: W-what? Bluestar?
Bluestar: How Did You Die?
Brackenfur: Um, I'm not dead?
Bluestar: Of course you are, not counting Greystripe (Who's really old by the way, apparently being your own cousin is the secret to a long life) you're the only cat who's been alive since the very first book, so you must be dead by now.
Brackenfur: N-no?
Bluestar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Brackenfur: umm...well...I...umm
Bluestar: Fine then, I'll just go harass all your dead children :D
Brackenfur: wut
Bluestar: *warps to StarClan* *starts chasing Molepaw, Honeyfern, and Seedpaw*
Bluestar: *screaming as she chases them" HOW DID YOU DIE!?
Molepaw: *running* WHO IS THIS CAT AND WHY IS SHE CHASING ME
Honeyfern: SHE'S WORSE THAN THE SNAKE
Seedpaw: HELP! BLUE = WATER
*Meanwhile, down on the territories*
Brackenfur: *standing in an open field, yelling at the sky* BLUESTAR COME BACK HERE! STOP! NO STOP CHASING MY KITS! BLUESTAR!
Twigpaw: *whispers* Is he okay?
Alderheart: I'll have to take a look at him later...
Jayfeather: *snorts* *mutters* we don't need another Goosefeather incident...
Brackenfur: BLLLLUUUUEEEEEESTAAAAAARRRRR
I'M BACK BABY! Well, that's it for today. Sorry for a terrible chapter :( I haven't been getting much sleep lately due to school and I have a headache. Hopefully, it was still slightly amusing, tho I'm not nearly as funny as I used to be :,) See ya and have a great day/night! -Moon/Moony
P.S. FEEL SPECIAL! I accidentally read a huge spoiler when looking at the wiki for this :( the things I do for you guys (lol).
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
