How Did You Die?

Interview Twenty-Nine

Bluestar: sup kiddos and welcome back to the best show on TV!

Camera cat: '101 Ways To Kill A Cat' ???

Bluestar: No you idiot! Welcome to the wonderful, 'How Did You Die?'

Camera cat: You call this the best TV show? All you do is chase poor cats around and make sad references to movies nobody has ever heard of.

Bluestar: I object-

Camera cat: jUST get on with it, this is torture to watch

Bluestar: Okay! Today we will be interviewing...

*Bluestar lookings down at the note cards in her paws*

Bluestar: what no wait objection help save me MUM *runs away*

*The security guards tackle Bluestar and hold her against the ground*

Bluestar: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Security cat: good thing you're dead :D *activates teleportation device*

Bluestar: frick- *disappears*

Meanwhile, in the Dark Forest...

Bluestar: *swears* I knew I shouldn't have signed that StarClan-forsaken contract...

???: What the heccin do you want peasant

Bluestar: ooooohhhh heeeyyyy Thistleeeeclllaaaawwww

Thistleclaw: What-

Bluestar: THEY MADE ME!

Thistleclaw: What are you doing here you filthy son of a foxheart's rabbit-

Bluestar: wow I appreciate you too Thistleclaw

Thistleclaw: did you really think I'd be happy to see you?

Bluestar: If it makes you feel any better I didn't want to see you either

Thistleclaw: *scoffs*

Bluestar: soooooooooo how did you die?

Thistleclaw: are you mocking me you flea-ridden mother heckin-

Bluestar: WOAH, OK, calm child

Thistleclaw: I don't have time for this! I need to go invade- I mean have a lovely chat with StarClan

Bluestar: Nevah

Thistleclaw: fite me

Bluestar: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Thistleclaw: Bluestar I lo-

Bluestar: YOU LOVE ME???

Thistleclaw: No you pile of vole-scraps I loathe you with every burning essence of my dead soul

Bluestar: mood

Thistleclaw: *shoves out of the way* Off you run little mouse

Bluestar: *looks back*

Security cat: *nods*

Bluestar: I'm out

Bluestar: <o/ dab

Sup people of the internet it's your totally favorite Admin Moon back at chu with another chapter! I really hope you enjoyed this one! (fun fact: I wrote this during archery practice)

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