Bluestar: Hello and WELCOME, to How Did You Die? Today we're going to interview....Brindleface!
*later in StarClan*
Bluestar: BRINDLEFAAAAAAAAAACE
Brindleface: What in the name of StarClan are you doing here.
Bluestar: What do you mean I live here.
Brindleface: I thought you were at the Dark Forest interviewing dead cats.
Bluestar: I was until no cat wanted to answer my questionssssss *cries*
Brindleface: ...okay then. So, why talk to me.
Bluestar: You died right?
Brindleface: Yeah, of course, I did! Why would I be here if I didn't.
Bluestar: Oh yeah.
Brindleface: *facepaw*
Bluestar: Sooooo how did you die?
Brindleface: Ermmmmm, uhh so I was walking outside the cam-
Bluestar: Uh huh????
Brindleface: *ahem* So I was walking outsi-
Bluestar: WOULD YOU GET TO IT YET????
Brindleface: You interrupted me! Let me continue my story, I was outside the camp and I heard some dog barks in the distance and I got ready to attack. Once I got ready to attack one pounced on me and I tried to fight back. Hunter's crouch ready to strike *moving paws around showing what she did. Adds sound effects of her attacking the furious dogs.*
Bluestar: Well that's it for this interview!
Brindleface: HEYYY I DIDN'T FINI-
Bluestar: Stayed tuned for the next episode of How Did You Die? Bluestar, signing out!
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Sorry for the late update! It's 1:14 am I hope you enjoyed this chapter even though it isn't the best, in my opinion, apologizes <3
~Whisper
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RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
