Bluestar: Hello, and welcome to How Did You Die! As you can probably see, this is listed as Interview Thirteen, even though Interview Fourteen is always published. Basically...this was an empty draft for some reason...it'll be in the right place when it's published, though.
One Eye: Because you don't know what you're doing.
Bluestar: Hey! It was an accident, ok?
One Eye: Suuuuure. Just introduce me, k?
Bluestar: Ugh fine. Cats, this is One Eye. He died...like a long time ago.
Random cat: Hey! Wasn't there a cat in ThunderClan named One-eye?
One Eye: I am NOT that stupid she-cat. I'm a villain. And cool.
Bluestar: So, anyway, One Eye, how did you die?
One Eye: I was really dumb, and I walked into an ambush. Thunder killed me. -_-
Bluestar: ...that's it?
One Eye: Yeah. The Erins tried to make my death sad by having Star Flower cry over me, but everyone hated Star Flower too. Soooo....
Bluestar: Oh, ok. Uh....cut?
by ember, who doesn't know how to ever end this book
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RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
