Bluestar: Welcome back to How Did You Die? Today we have special guest, Thistleclaw here.
Thistleclaw: *bleep* *bleep* *bleeping* *bleep* *bleep*
Bluestar: Sorry Thistleclaw, but this is a kit friendly show. Lots of kits will be watching.
Thistleclaw: What do you want?
Bluestar: A civilized interview.
Thistleclaw: This is *bleeping* *bleep*
Bluestar: What's your name, Thistleclaw?
Thistleclaw: My name is Thistleclaw. You just said my name.
Bluestar: THE KITS. WE ARE DOING THIS FOR THE KITS!
Thistleclaw: What are you going to ask me now? How did I die?
Bluestar: Duh, this is How Did You Die.
Thistleclaw: I got swallowed by happiness that's why I joined the Dark Forest.
Bluestar: *facepaw* That's what Tigerstar said.
Thistleclaw: That little apprentice. *sniffs* He has grown so much.
Bluestar: ...
Thistleclaw: My death is true. I had much happiness with my mate, Snowfur, your sister and my kit, Whitestorm. Then that came crashing down when Snowfur died.
Bluestar: *sniff* That was very sad. Some tears are almost coming from my eyes.
Thistleclaw: I look better as a Dark Forest cat.
Bluestar: Haha, you're joking right. Wikipedia says otherwise.
Thistleclaw: *bleep*
Bluestar: That's it for this interview. See you next time.
Thistleclaw: Nope. *bleeeeeeeeep*
Bluestar: *roll eyes*
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I hope you enjoyed this new interview. Thistleclaw is awesome. ;3 ~Whisper
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