How Did You Die?

Interview Nine

After being sued, there is no more time machine.
Whitestorm decided to go back to just visiting the Dark Forest.

Yellowfang: HI THERE, LOSERS! THE NAME'S YELLOWFANG. NO I'M NOT GOING TO TALK IN CAPS FOR THIS ENTIRE EPISODE.

Ravenpaw: Everyone, welcome Brokenstar! *gestures toward the large tom.*

Brokenstar: *sits down.* Hi mom.

Yellowfang: *turns toward him.* So, Brokenstar, how did you die? *puts on a cherry smile.*

Brokenstar: You killed me. With deathberries. After you clawed my eyes out and blinded me. Typical parenting things, you know. 

Yellowfang: And how did that make you feel?

Brokenstar: Well, I was kind of dying from the deathberries that you shoved down my throat... but I guess I was mad. And upset that you gave me away. And things. You know, classic horrible mother. It's all your fault, you know.

Yellowfang: *dryly.* Thanks, yes, I should've given up my position as medicine cat and left ShadowClan to die instead of giving you away. Of course. Because it's totally normal for cats to become villains. Mhm.

Brokenstar: Let's blame Lizardstripe instead.

Yellowfang: Works for me! 

They seem content for a moment, until Yellowfang continues.

Yellowfang: So explain just exactly how you died again...

Brokenstar: You shoved deathberries down my throat and killed me. It was really a pleasant experience. Totally. Yep.

Yellowfang: Why do we have the same exact speech pattern?

Brokenstar: Because Rio is tired, obviously.