Bluestar: Hello, and welcome to How Did You Die! I'm here with Turtle Tail. Because...why not?
Turtle Tail: Hi everybody! :)
Bluestar: So, Turtle Tail, how did you die?
Turtle Tail: :( I was trying to find my kits after my fox-dunged mate stole them--
Bluestar: GREY WING?
Turtle Tail: No, Tom.
Bluestar: A tom?
Turtle Tail: Tom.
Bluestar: I get it, he's a tom. What's his name?
Turtle Tail: TOM! That's his name!
Bluestar: ..ohhhhhhhhhh
Turtle Tail: Anyway, I got hit by a monster.
Bluestar: How sad :( Well, that wraps it up for today! See y'all later, Clans!
~ by ember
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