How Did You Die?

Interview Thirty [Epilogue]

Bluestar: 'Sup nerds and welcome back to the absolute hell of this age, "How Did You Die?" !

Camera cat: Hey, look, you got something right for once!

Bluestar: I suggest you shut your trap before I dial a very angry Bumblestar

Camera cat: ...noted

Bluestar: Can't get through one episode without one of your sarcastic remarks, can we?

Camera cat: What can I say? It's part of the brand

Bluestar: I'm tempted to fire you

Camera cat: Even if you could, which you can't, it's my last day on the job B)

Bluestar: *swears* hecc, I forgot :,(

Camera cat: Now are you gonna do your job? or can I get off early??? :D

Bluestar: *glares* *picks up phone*

Camera cat: PLEASE DEAR GOD NO

Bluestar: Then do your job, and stay quiet :D

Camera cat:

Bluestar: Good...

Bluestar: So, how did you die?

Camera cat:

Bluestar: How did you die?

Camera cat: Who are you talking to?

Bluestar: YOU! Hecc you ya heccin heccer

Camera cat: But I'm-

Bluestar: HOW. DID. YOU. DIE?

Camera cat: I-

Bluestar: UGH you're SO annoying

Camera cat: You won't even let me-

Bluestar: Just, shut up, okay?

Camera cat: but you said-

Bluestar: FFF-

Security cat: :3

Bluestar: -LUFFERS

Camera cat: That's it, I quit

Bluestar: YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW! HOW DID YOU DIE? *chases*

Camera cat: I HAVEN'T-

Bluestar: TELL ME!

Camera cat: NO!

Bluestar: *gasp*

Bluestar: *sobs* WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

*Bluestar then continues to sit on the Camera cat until he chokes to death*

Bluestar: How *sob* did *sob* you *sob* die???

Camera cat:

Bluestar: *pokes*

Camera cat:

Bluestar: o

Bluestar: That's how

Security cat: Welp, the show is canceled :D

Bluestar: WHAT!?

Security cat: We don't have a Camera cat so, lol bye losers

Bluestar: *sniffs* I guess this is the end...

Bluestar: Goodbye...and don't forget to ask...How Did You Die?

And so, this is the end. I'm not gonna lie, this book was such a joy to write, and I will really miss it, but it's time it came to a close. But don't worry, if you loved this book, make sure to read some of our other works, not to mention we will be coming out with some new content very soon. I really hope you enjoyed this book, and for the last time here, farewell! -Moon