Bluestar clears her throat and looks down at her note cards.
Bluestar: Wait, what...? *squints.* Um, what's a Cloudtail Grandma...
CG: Someone called?
intro song plays because this is a TV show, right?
Bluestar: ...are you Cloudtail?
CG: No, I'm a personification of CloudtailGrandmas, the best joint account on Wattpad! How could you not be aware of this? :D
Bluestar: *stares at the joint account.* You talk funny.
CG: Oh, that's just the voice of my many admins! Can you hear all the accents? We have trashy Texans, Aussies, 'Muricans.... *trails off wistfully.*
Bluestar: Um... so how did you get to, uh, StarClan?
CG: StarClan?
The joint account stares at Bluestar for a second before bursting out laughing.
CG: *out of breath.* You... you think we actually got into StarClan? *laughs more*
Bluestar: Hey, I have no idea who you are :( I'm just trying to follow along here. I'm quite confused. *chomps anxiously on a Twizzler*
CG: Fine, fine. *takes a few deep breaths.* Okay, I'm done.
Bluestar: Okay, so back to it... StarClan?
CG: *starts laughing again* Okay never mind.
A bag of twizzlers later...
CG: *still laughing.* I... I'm from the Dark Forest. After I died, that's where I ended up. It's not that bad, anyways. I found some great memes there...
Bluestar: What in your life did you do to deserve the Dark Forest? *tilts her head to the side.*
CG: *shrugs.* That's for us to know and you to find out.
Bluestar: *mutters to herself.* Overly vague, annoying, and rude - just like any celebrity I'd expect to interview.
CG: *tosses hair over shoulder.* What can I say except you're welcome?
Bluestar: Maybe sorry?
CG: *rolls eyes.* It's too late to say that.
Bluestar: Pardon me?
CG: Never mind... back to the interview, okay?
Bluestar: We're running out of time, okay?
CG: You certainly write like it!
Bluestar: Okay now you're just confusing me.
CG: GET WITH MODERN TIMES. YOU SHOULD REALLY GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK AN-
A voice in the distance.
Voice: *faintly* R-Rio? It's dinner time. Come downstairs.
CG: Oh *checks watch.* Well, one of my various admins has to go... bye!
CG: *vaporizes into thin air.*
Bluestar: *reaches for a Twizzler.* What did I expect.
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How Did You Die?
RandomHow Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze
