How Did You Die?

Interview Three

*Bluestar activates Harry Potter powers and apparates into the Dark Forest*

Bluestar: Why, hello!

Mapleshade: who are you and why are you here you know what idec get out

Bluestar: But I'm here to interview you!

Mapleshade: I don't ****ing care about your ****** interview you *****

Bluestar: Watch your mouth! We're supposed to keep it clean for the kits.

Mapleshade: *rage mode activated* YOU DARE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT KITS YOU THUNDERCLAN SCUM

MY KITS DROWNED

AND MY MATE LITERALLY DIDNT CARE

SO TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF TOO MUCH DEATH I DECIDED TO CREATE MORE DEATH ISNT THAT LOGICAL AHAHAHA

THEN I GOT SENT HERE

JUST FOR MURDERING LIKE THREE CATS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON WHATSOEVER

AND IT TURNS OUT THAT MY KITS WERENT TELLING ME TO AVENGE THEM I WAS JUST INSANE THE WHOLE TIME ISNT THAT LOVELY AND DOESNT IT KIND OF MAKE MY LIFE POINTLESS ISNT THIS WONDERFUL LOLOGIC OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY YAY

*collapses*

Bluestar: ...

Written by le Amazing Annco, who is really liking the idea of this book so far.