A fiery orange tom walks into the camp eyeing the alpha Sunny, he smirks. Now would be his chance to strike but first he had to break the fourth wall.
He turns to the reader and every other wolf goes still.
Fire: Hello! Welcome to my little guide on how to kill the alpha! We are going to take down this little runt and nobody is going to stop me!
Shard: Ya know your probably not going to end up killing the alpha right?
Fire: Go away Shard!
Shard: But I'm just saying isn't this the book where you're supposed to fail?
Fire: No this is a book about how to not fail!
Shard: And ya know since this is a book the reader can't respond back right?
Fire: GO AWAY SHARD!!!
Shard: Fine gosh! Ignore my advise.
Fire: I'm sorry that was my little prick apprentice.
Shard: I'm not your apprentice I'm just making the storyline interesting.
Fire: SHUT UP SHARD! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU! *Pulls chainsaw from behind back*
Shard: *Simply unplugs the chainsaw and leaves*
Fire: Why you little- ANYWAY... where were we? Oh yes this will be about how to kill and dominate your pack! So make sure and repeat anything you see me do here. If you do that you're sure to be the alpha of your pack!
Hey sorry for the short chapter! I just wanted to get this new book out! This is Dusky signing off.
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
