Fire: Why hello everybody! Welcome back to Killing the alpha! I have finally got through the harassment SOMEBODY sent me through and came back for another try.
Shard: Hey it's your fault, plus it was funny.
Fire: No it's not! *sigh* Anyway let's get back to it shall we? Today we are going to kill the alpha with pause for dramatic effect.... glass shards!
Shard: Well thanks for stealing my name!
Fire: No problem, anyway we are going to give this exploitive glass to Sunny and let him play with it. When he knocks it over it will explode and glass will fly everywhere hitting him! Mwahahaahahahahahah.
Shard: Ugh cackling is so 2015.
Fire: Shut up Shard and go give the glass to Sunny.
Shard: Yeah fine whatever. *Picks up glass and gives it to Sunny* Knock yourself out Sunny.
Sunny: OOOOOOOO IT'S SO SHINY! I LOVE IT, THANK YOU SHARD!
Shard: Whatever you lunatic.
Fire: Once he knocks that glass over it will go kablooie! I'm so evil!
Shard: Yeah yeah let's just get this over with.
Sunny: I'm gonna hug it and squeeze it and kill it! *knocks over accidentally* NOOOO!
Fire: YES! Wait why isn't it exploding? *goes over to Sunny and takes the bottle*.
Sunny: D;
The glass starts shaking then explodes glass shards flying into Fire's pelt.
Fire: OH MY STARS! GET IT OUT SHARD!
Shard: It was your plan, do it yourself!
Fire: SHHHHAAARRRD!
Shard: *Walks away*
Fire: GET BACK HERE!
There you go another chapter of killing the alpha or Fire. This is Dusky signing off!
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
UmorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
