100 Ways To Kill The Alpha

13: Chapter Thirteen

Fire trots mindlessly around the camp, then he noticed Sunny, the alpha. He quickly ran over to Shard, and nudged her eagerly.

Fire: Shard! Wake up!

Shard: *rolls over* Yes?

Fire: The alpha is up! Which means I can host my show!

Shard: Fire, really, who would like a show about killing the alpha?

Fire: Shut up, Shard. Everyone would like a show about that. Let's just get on with today's plan. >:3

Shard: Oh, brother...

Fire: I think, we should lead the alpha into a dangerous place....

Shard: Like we literally did every single time, Fire.

Fire: Don't comment, Shard! I'm trying to think.

Shard: You think? Wow. I always thought you never thought about anything...

Fire: *does not hear her* Let's get another packmate to do the dirty work for us... The wolf will turn on Alpha, once I pretend Alpha threw a pebble at the wolf's head! *notices random wolf, who's name happens to be Random Wolf*

Fire: Hey, Random Wolf!

Random Wolf: Oh, yo, Fire. Wassup?

Fire: What? I don't know what that means...

Shard: Ha. Fire isn't up to date with our generation.

Fire: Ugh. Well, Random Wolf, can you just stand right by me?

Random Wolf: I already am standing by you...

Fire: Oh, well then just stay there, and don't move, whatever I do, don't move.

Random Wolf: Um. Okay?

Fire: So, I'm just going to go... *picks up pebble*

Fire: *stands by an unsuspecting Sunny* *throws pebble at Random Wolf and darts off*

Random Wolf: *looks up* Hey! Who did that? *looks in Fire's and Sunny's direction*

Sunny: *blinks* I didn't throw the pebble at you! :) Probably was some random wolf.

Random Wolf: That's my name... And it was probably Fire... Fire!

Fire: My plan is going perfect- what? Oh no. O.O

Random Wolf: *locates Fire hiding behind an elder bush* *beats him up*

Fire: Ow!

Shard: She-wolves and males! That is not how to kill an alpha!

Fire: Stop talking smack, Shard. -_-

Shard: No.

Fire: *stalks off* She-wolves...

That was written by Animal! :3