Fire arrives on a wrecking ball, singing his heart out. But before we can begin, he must wreck the fourth wall with his wrecking ball.
Fire: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINNNGGG BALLLL *crashes into fourth wall* I DONT KNOW THE REST OF THE WORRRDDSS!! I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLL
Shard: btw it makes no sense for a wolf to come in on a wrecking ball. That's just dumb.
Fire: Well it makes no sense for you to be making no sense about everything I do! That's just logic.
Shard: Your stupidity astounds me.
Fire: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL I HAD NEVER FELL SO HARD BEFOREE
Shard: Please stop, you're killing my ears
Fire: I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALLALALA
Shard: Kill me now -_-
Fire: Okie-Dokie *gets out chainsaw*
Shard: The hell dude!!?!? I WAS JOKING
Fire: Ahah, ha ha, I knew that.. he.. he he..
Shard: *rolls eyes* I will never understand the male wolf
Fire: Shut Up
Shard: Ugh do the rest of it by yourself then
Fire: Indeed, I shall!
Shard: *Leaves*
Fire: And now I shall execute my master plan! I shall use this wrecking ball to wreck Sunny's house and sent him back to he depths of hell from whence he came!
Soul: the hell dude I didn't know you were a poet
Fire: Uh; I ain't
Soul: |_| You are a flipping liar
Fire: Hey Sunny?
Sunny: ya?
Fire: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
Sunny: Oh my god my ears X_X
Fire: *smashes into the den*
Sunny: *taps shoulder* Umm...
Fire: WAIT WHAT??!?!?!
Sunny: Why are you smashing your own den?
Fire: Wait, what?!? That's your den
Herb: lol This Medicine Wolf hereby proclaims you to need glasses
Fire: OH MY GOD I JUST SMASHED MY OWN DEN
Shard: lmfao
Fire: IT CANT GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS
God: Make it rain, and send in the clowns
Angel: Yes Master
Fire: *watches in horror as killer clowns descend and rain falls* OH MY GOD
The wolves watch fire laughing, before running away from the killer clowns and cursing God. God isn't very happy.
Olivia, Yours Truly
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
