Fire and Shard enter the scene, Fire wielding a magic wand and Shard wielding a sword, both eyeing the alpha of the pack, Sunny, viciously. However, before they could attempt to do something to him, they must break the forth wall.
Forth Wall: -_- I must always be broken in every episode. Why, cruel world?
Fire: SHUSH! You're ruining the episode. Ahem, welcome to 3245 ways to kill~
Shard: -_- It's 100 ways to kill the~
Fire: SHUSH I GOT THIS!
Shard: -_-
Fire: Welcome everycat!
Shard: We're not cats, we're wolves. And there are pathetic humans reading this too!
Fire: ...fine. Hello everybody! Welcome to my foul-proof-
Shard: pathetic...
Fire: -guide on how to kill the alpha of the pack! Now, today we are going to take out this runt of the pack and NO WOLF can stop me! NO WOLF! NO HUMANS!
Shard: ...You still haven't succeeded.
Fire: You wasted my time.
Shard: But-
Fire: Now, my future slaves...it is time...as you can see, I am holding a wand. *waves the wand in the air* I heard you're suppose to have one if you're Harry Potter.
Shard: *sighs* And I am from Percy Jackson. I have his sword...I think it's Rip-whatever.
Fire: Yes. Now, our plan is to duel. Sunny prefers Percy Jackson books so I assume we have to make sure Shard...loses.
Shard: Yes. This is the reason Fire wanted me to be him in the first place.
Fire: PERCY JACKSON LOSING TO HARRY POTTER WILL MAKE HIM SO MAD, AS A FAN, THAT HE WILL BE IN A HORRIBLE STATE AND NOT BE ABLE TO SERVE AS ALPHA OF THE PACK ANYMORE! Aren't I brilliant?
Shard: *sighs* No. For the last time, Fire, you are NOT brilliant.
Fire: Ah, thanks. I am quite brilliant! :D
Shard: -_- I don't know why I even bother trying!
Fire: Now...SUNNY!
Sunny: Huh? Oh, hello Fire...are you trying to become Alpha again?
Fire: No...I'm trying to replace you!
Sunny: *ignores the comment*
Fire: YOU LIKE PERCY JACKSON RIGHT?
Sunny: Well...I like the books but...
Fire: GOOD! COME ON SHARD LET'S GO!
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AFTER THE MAGIC OF EDITING...
Fire and Shard faces off in a duel. Before Fire even raises his wand, Shard falls down, squirting ketchup bottles to make fake blood. He quickly closes his eyes, sticking his tongue out. Fire quickly looks at Sunny but to his surprise, Sunny smugly smiles.
Fire: Hey! Why are you...why are you not crying?
Sunny: *laughs* Fire, I LOVE Percy Jackson...well...the SERIES. I HATE the DEMIGOD, Percy Jackson! I'm glad he's dead! *points to Shard* In fact, I read the series ONLY to get close to Annie-bae!
Fire: ......
Sunny: Someday she'll have sense and return to me!
Fire: Okay, this episode is just turning out downright weird!
Shard: It's creepy. *stands up and just walks away, leaving the ketchup bottle on the ground*
Fire: !?!
Sunny: *ignores Shard* In fact...ANNABETH X JASON 4 EVER!
Fire: The fans watch this episode to see us KILL an alpha not to hear you ramble on and on about PJ.
Sunny: TOO BAD! YOU MIGHT AS WEll END THAT EPISODE! *pulls out photos of Annabeth* Now where are we?
Fire: -_- This is too confusing. Do any of you guys even know what Sunny or I am talking about? -_- I might as well end it now. -_- Why am I even trying? WAIT! *turns to Sunny* I HATE ANNABETH! *waits for Sunny to die* *utter silence* *is confused* Why aren't you-
Sunny: *smashes MARK OF ATHENA into Fire's head.*
Fire: XoX
The next thing he knows, the host of the brilliant show is dead. Now, we need to respawn him in for the next episode! *respawns in Fire*
Fire: -_-
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Hoped you enjoy this episode!
~Legend
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
