Both Fire and Shard enter dress as creepy clowns and enter the screen, crashing through the fourth wall as they go.
Fire: Hiya and welcome back to a hundred ways to kill the alpha! today we shall use my brilliant plan of dressing up as a killer clown and scaring Sunny to death!
Shard: That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard
Fire: DO I NOT LOOK LIKE A CREEPY, KILLER CLOWN TO YOU?
Shard: No, You look like an absolute idiot-
Fire: ...
Shard: A pumped up buffoon, an illiterate scaremonger-
Fire: ..........
Shard: A Neanderthal with no fashion sense, a traumatic terror to make one go dead-
Fire: OKAY THATS ENOUGH NOW SHARD
Shard: .......
Fire: I SAID ENOUGH
Shard: Fine
Fire: Also, you look just like me. We're both killer clowns!
Shard: Ugh get it over with already
Fire: So now we must lie in wait for Sunny to come!
Shard: *sigh* SUNNY I HAVE SOME PINEAPPLE AND PENS FOR YOU!
Sunny: And, and Apples?!?
Shard: YESSS JUST COME OVER HERE AND GET THIS OVER WITH
Sunny: OMG I'M COMING PPAP
Shard: See that was easy :^
Fire: *grabs tomatoes*
Sunny: OI, Where the Pens and Apples and Pineapples at!!?!
Fire: RIGHT OVER HERE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING ALPHA!
Sunny: Come again?
Fire: *Jumps out and gets tomatoes* BOO! *throws tomatoes*
Sunny: :0 KILLER CLOWN CALL 999
Pack: Don't worry Alpha, we'll kill it! *Attacks Fire*
Shard: rofl XD *takes of mask* Hey Sunny here's your PPAP stuff!
Sunny: YAY
Pack: ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Sunny: I have a pen..
Fire: OH GOD NO
Sunny: I have an apple...
Pack: *attacks fire*
Sunny: UH! APPLE PEN!
Fire: MY SWEET EARS!
Sunny: I have a pen..
Fire: *tries to fight of pack* HELP ME
Sunny: I have pineapple..
Fire: NO STOP ITS ME FIRE HELPP
Sunny: UH!! PINEAPPLE PEN!
Fire: The .. pain .. is ..
Sunny: Apple Pen..
Fire: Slowly .. Dying
Sunny: Pineapple Pen..
Fire: Someone ... Anyone ..
Sunny: *uh* Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pack: Du-de-dah Do-dee-doh
Sunny: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Fire: *Dies*
Sunny: PPAP!
Fire: *Comes back to life* Not again.. until next time
And Ta-da killer clowns everywhere, the end draws near
Yours In Times Of Upmost Importance, Olivia
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
ComédieWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
