Fire and Shard enter, carrying huge filming equipment, a radio and a rope. But before our meddlesome heroes can begin, Fire must first break the fourth wall-
Fire: Consider it broken
Shard: *Face-paws* Really?
Fire: *ignores* Now folks, today we shall try a, uh, new approach. We shall cause Sunny to commit suicide by publicly humiliating him and posting it all over the Internet!
Shard: Seems a bit complicated, doesn't it?
Fire: ........
Shard: ......
Fire: ...........
Shard: ........
Fire: IT WILL WORK, OKAY!
Shard: k then
Fire: Now, I shall lure Sunny to this spot, and my idiotic assistant -
Shard: Hey!
Fire: Ahem, Shard, will film whatever Crazy thing Sunny does, because Sunny will always do something crazy! Now Shard, get to it! *Claps Paws*
Shard: *Sigh* Wolves can't clap T_T
Fire: *Gets out drum* *Bangs Drum* Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! C'mere Sunny! *Bangs Drum*
Shard: *Laughs while filming* Use the food Fire!
Fire: Sureee. *Gets out tinned tuna* SUNNY YOUR FAVE!! *Throws Tuna*
Sunny: Oh-Em-Gee!!! TUNA IS THE BOMB!! *Gets on I ❤️ Tuna t-shirt* Woot-Woot!
Fire: QUICK SHARD, CONFETTI!!!
Shard: *Runs to Confetti Canons* K then *Fires Confetti at Sunny*
Sunny: OOOH, I love Confetti!! *Dances*
Shard: The hell? Wolves can't do this! The hell??
Fire: QUICK SHARD, THE GLITTER GLUE!
Shard: :0 Don't boss me around. I'm a strong, independent female-
Fire: Shard.
Shard: *Fires Glitter Glue at Sunny*
Sunny: OOH I'm so pretty :-D
Fire: QUICK SHARD, THE SLIME!!
Shard: DO IT YOURSELF NEXT TIME MORON, I QUIT! *Fires Slime at Fire*
Fire: Eww, Slime! *hops about like a mad wolf trying to get slime off*
Shard: *Laughs Hysterically while filming*
Herd: Rofl
Soul: lol
Sunny: lmfao Fires such an idiot
Random Wolf : Ya I know right
Sunny: This guys gonna get so much humiliation from this :( He always gave me such nice presents! Lots of food and dangerous objects :-D
Herb: :0 He never did that to me
Random Wolf: Ya u suck
Fire: :( I hate you guys
Shard: btw, I was joining bout quitting. I need the money.
Fire: I know, and Shut up.
Shard: Rude
Fire: -_-
Shard: *Uploads vid to WolfTube* *Gets 19030028:839300200000000988776654432112345780099999990198/92029 views in a minute*
Shard: lol see you next time losers *Does a back-flip* Perfect
Fire: I'd kill my self, But I have more episodes to film. :( See ya next time!
Fire and Shard leave, while Fire is laughed at by every wolf in the world. We'd sympathise, but we don't care. Another failed attempt. Yay!
~ A very Tired Olivia
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
